the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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