I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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