Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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