Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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