so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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