i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
