The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
