I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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