Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
