Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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