I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Pants are for mortals
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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