At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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