i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm passing your future prison.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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