He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
