He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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