I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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