I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
