She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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