I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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