I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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