escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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