In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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