They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize