Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just want to make out with him forever
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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