Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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