that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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