Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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