redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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