Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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