What a fucking waste of an outfit
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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