Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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