i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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