I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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