i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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