You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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