So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
it's like heaven, but drunker
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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