So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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