Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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