I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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