the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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