i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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