I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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