I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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