morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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