Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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