haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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