Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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