ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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