I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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