The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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