She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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