He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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